FUNNY JOKES

Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.20000/-
Girl: "Awww"
Girl: and s4?? . .
Salesman: "Awww" + "Awww"

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Gaurav: Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha.

Kaafi Der hO Gayi tO sardar gusse se bOla-
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"Agar Bhindi kO HOSH Aa Gaya hO tO Ek kilO De Do.."
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Who are lizards?
Awesome answer
by a kid....
They are
those poor crocodiles who forgot to have
Horlicks when they were young
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What is a Pizza..?
Awesome answer:
A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad
for higher education !
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What is the similarity between Media And
Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke
dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...😀
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What's the best example of "once in a lifetime
opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:😛
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Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki "Talash"
me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki "Talaashi"
mein guzar jati hai..
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Aaj ka SUVICHAR ....
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"BADAAM khaane se utni
Akkal nahi aati" ...
"Jitni shadi ke bad
Aati hai... "
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Kashmir aur wife mein kya samanta hai-
Ans. Waise to dono h samasya hai... par padosi
nazar daale to gussa aata hai...trrr